POEMS FOR JOE MAUER AND TORII HUNTER



[joe mauer eats a bagel]

joe mauer eats a bagel.







[evry famly in mn]

big suburban boners for joe mauer.
         mom boners for joe mauer.







[torii hunter]

torii hunter eats cereal out of a box
with joe mauer on the cover.







[torii hunter]

torii hunter fucking hates joe mauer.