.
[Jeff Gordong]
what makes jeff gordon
cry 80 confessions and every
one of his dreams onto a typewriter
in mid january,
rattling stoned
and kicking thick scuff sneakers
in the center of
a hollow gymnasium,
typing poems only:
r r r
r r r r r
r r r r
r
r r
and:
alone.
.
[Jodie Fosturd]
bunt.
apeshit.
spank tornado.
i miss you at
every volcano.
.
[Jeff Goldbum]
tight tight tight tight tight
pants, handsome.
.
[Andy Warhole]
soup is
ok.
.
[Sawing Bullgagq]
the surgeon general is performing horrible medical experiments for the military.
the surgeon general is juggling scalpels and power drills over a pool of drowning cats.
the surgeon general puts his forehead against the microwave window to watch some things boil.
the surgeon general is sucking down his 20th cigarette of the day and drooling.
the surgeon general thinks about how much he hates little kids and pukes warm lunch all over his chest.
the surgeon general fights off hordes of angry pregnant women and locks down his concrete bunker.
the surgeon general turns on a room full of 100 TV's at maximum volume and screams unintelligibly for about an hour.
the surgeon general eats a bag of mushrooms, gets bored, and claws his brains out.
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