when i go to write something gross thoughts come easier than others like im drowning in a bloated womb and i must kick out with something abrasive. no one likes football but sandpaper is abrasive and was not used to build the pyramids. they used slaves in sunglasses to make bricks brick brick brick andy kaufman sang i trusted you over and over until words deconstructed into noise. i saw an interview with john cage when he explained why he loves noise because it just ‘is’ and does not try to ‘say’ anything i think hes right its sort of organic. is it pretentious to talk about john cage probably here are 433 lines of arrogant silence performed by an orchestra please do not clear your throat until i am done.
ok, i am done id rather watch cute videos of cute animals on the internet it is only several moments long so it keeps my attention like political slogans. my attention- i think it is on a boat somewhere looking at sunsets and getting distracted by mp3s it wont actually finish listening to and faces it wont actually talk to. it is so easy to be negative- rhymes and beauty are easy to be cheesy. has anyone ever tried to get drunk eating beercheese soup in a family restaurant and make a scene and yell at all the patrons and resort to drinking listerine in a garage and think hey i should start a garage band but pass out before they could think of a rad name? i heard somewhere and it is a fact that everyone is fascinated by fire and i know i am and have always liked blowing things up. i hope i dont live for nostalgia and get grey in bars and with a wife and church but i used to stick stick sticks in fire and wave it around and i still do this but there were loons cooing and bugs and things this was before i heard about the guy who thought old faithful must be a scam. either way a frog left in a bugbox on a hot day will find himself crispy like paper you could crunch and probably doesnt taste like it does in the movies so ill leave you with some words of advice/inspiration.
try to be an outrageous version of your dad.
every once in a while, clip your toenails too short.
make money, not music.
do not pop blisters or zits or pringles cans.
