with a toothless grin only a father's cousin could love
you've got your ducks in a row
for your best slaughter
you can have your prize and eat it too
shotgun fantasies and a god that cares
drive your truck in holy hootin matrimony
mudflap plad clap
nig-rig bug zapper
fairy kickin bootstrap
bastard son in beercan overalls
he told me
getcher faggot-ass off my porch
and went down to river catch them mud toads.
you've got your ducks in a row
for your best slaughter
you can have your prize and eat it too
shotgun fantasies and a god that cares
drive your truck in holy hootin matrimony
mudflap plad clap
nig-rig bug zapper
fairy kickin bootstrap
bastard son in beercan overalls
he told me
getcher faggot-ass off my porch
and went down to river catch them mud toads.
